I stumbled across this on GroupStudy:
The Top Ten Indications You Have Sat the Lab Too Many Times :
Number 10 – Visitor parking at Cisco features a spot with your name on it.
Number 9 – Visa calls you to inquire if someone at Cisco may have stolen your Credit Card.
Number 8 – You have earned 65,000 flight miles in the last year.
Number 7 – Your wife asks “Who the hell are you?” when you return home from your latest attempt.
Number 6 – You can now type 90 words per minute.
Number 5 – Your boss indicates that he has a task for you and you respond “How many points is it worth?”
Number 4 – You have recurring nightmares about redistribution and ping packet drops
Number 3 – Your new nickname on the InternetworkExpert forum is “That poor bastard!”
Number 2 – While romancing with your girl, all you can think about is full IGP reachability.
and the Number 1 Indication You Have Sat the Lab Too Many Times:
The proctor hands you your badge and says “You are on Rack 5 – AGAIN!”
Deepinder Singh Babbar
CCIE R&S #20182